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When literally everyone you know and every new person you come across thinks you’re dating someone, but you’re not.

That my friends, starts as a joke and gradually, over time (obviously), starts to eat away the sensitive layer of your heart.

I am in no way a licensed doctor, but that sure is how it feels.

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"You wouldn’t respect me if you heard the typewriter chatter, tap-tap-taping through my mind at night."

- Watsky
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The nicest song.

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"Ah - perhaps you’ve repressed it?"

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#cock on the wall. #lol #funny #dickjokes

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Congratulations to #Netflix For giving the four of us $2mill an episode.

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alwaysstarwars:

This is my new favorite thing.

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I am the shot #gotham needs, but not the one it deserves. #batman #DC

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"The reason there’s smog in Los Angeles is ‘cause if we could see the stars
If we could see the context of the universe in which we exist
And we could see how small each one of us is
Against the vastness of what we don’t know
No one would ever audition for a McDonalds commercial again
And then where would we be?
No frozen dinners and no TV
And is that a world we want to text in?"

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Watsky (Tiny Glowing Screens, Part 2)

Memorized already. Ugh sooooo good.

(via brimattia)

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mooneymannyinthesky:


is this deadpool?

wHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
OH MY FUCKING GOD
THAT IS JASON FUCKING TODD THANK YOU VERY MUCH AND DON’T YOU FORGET IT.
THE WOMAN HE THOUGHT WAS HIS MOTHER OVERDOSED WHEN HE WAS A LITTLE KID, AND HIS DAD DITCHED AND THEN PROMPTLY DIED WHEN HE WAS EVEN YOUNGER.
HE LIVED ON THE STREETS FOR TWO YEARS BEFORE HE HAD THE BALLS TO STEAL MOTHERFUCKING BATMAN’S TIRES.
HE BECAME THE SECOND ROBIN AFTER STEALING HIS PREDECESSORS COSTUME FROM A LOCKED CONTAINER IN THE FUCKING BATCAVE. 
THIS MILF RAN AROUND IN A TRAFFIC-STREET COLORED UNITARD FOR A FEW YEARS, UNTIL HE DISCOVERED THAT THE WOMAN WHO OVERDOSED WHEN HE WAS A KID WASN’T ACTUALLY HIS FUCKING MOTHER.
SO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS BASTARD DOES?
HE GOES AND FUCKING FINDS THE WOMAN WHO GAVE BIRTH TO HIM TO CONGRATULATE HER ON GIVING BIRTH TO ONE OF THE MOST BADASS HEROES IN CREATION, AND ALSO BECAUSE JASON FUCKING TODD (YES THAT IS INDEED HIS MIDDLE NAME I SWEAR) IS THROUGH-AND-THROUGH A FAMILY GUY.
AND EVEN WHEN THIS BITCH BETRAYS HIM TO THE GODDAMN JOKER, WHO PROCEEDS TO BEAT THEM BOTH UP AND LEAVE THEM TO DIE WITH A BOMB IN A WAREHOUSE, JASON MOTHERFUCKING TODD STILL TRIES TO SAVE HER.
 AND HE DIES FOR IT. AND HE IS THE REASON WHY THE GODDAMN BATMAN IS EVEN MORE DEPRESSED AND MOODY AND SHIT, BECAUSE HE MADE HIS ADOPTED FATHER BURY HIM.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THIS BASTARD DOES NEXT?
HE COMES BACK TO FUCKING LIFE.
CAN YOU DO THAT?
I THOUGHT NOT. 
SO NO, THIS IS NOT FUCKING DEADPOOL.
THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING JASON TODD, MEMBER OF THE GODDAMN BATFAMILY, ANTI-HERO OF THE YEAR, AND PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST AWESOME HEROES EVER CREATED.
AND DON’T YOU FORGET IT.

I play Jason Todd. If there is a sequel I will get to come back as Red Hood. Bad. Ass. #excited.

mooneymannyinthesky:

is this deadpool?

wHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

OH MY FUCKING GOD

THAT IS JASON FUCKING TODD THANK YOU VERY MUCH AND DON’T YOU FORGET IT.

THE WOMAN HE THOUGHT WAS HIS MOTHER OVERDOSED WHEN HE WAS A LITTLE KID, AND HIS DAD DITCHED AND THEN PROMPTLY DIED WHEN HE WAS EVEN YOUNGER.

HE LIVED ON THE STREETS FOR TWO YEARS BEFORE HE HAD THE BALLS TO STEAL MOTHERFUCKING BATMAN’S TIRES.

HE BECAME THE SECOND ROBIN AFTER STEALING HIS PREDECESSORS COSTUME FROM A LOCKED CONTAINER IN THE FUCKING BATCAVE. 

THIS MILF RAN AROUND IN A TRAFFIC-STREET COLORED UNITARD FOR A FEW YEARS, UNTIL HE DISCOVERED THAT THE WOMAN WHO OVERDOSED WHEN HE WAS A KID WASN’T ACTUALLY HIS FUCKING MOTHER.

SO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS BASTARD DOES?

HE GOES AND FUCKING FINDS THE WOMAN WHO GAVE BIRTH TO HIM TO CONGRATULATE HER ON GIVING BIRTH TO ONE OF THE MOST BADASS HEROES IN CREATION, AND ALSO BECAUSE JASON FUCKING TODD (YES THAT IS INDEED HIS MIDDLE NAME I SWEAR) IS THROUGH-AND-THROUGH A FAMILY GUY.

AND EVEN WHEN THIS BITCH BETRAYS HIM TO THE GODDAMN JOKER, WHO PROCEEDS TO BEAT THEM BOTH UP AND LEAVE THEM TO DIE WITH A BOMB IN A WAREHOUSE, JASON MOTHERFUCKING TODD STILL TRIES TO SAVE HER.

 AND HE DIES FOR IT. AND HE IS THE REASON WHY THE GODDAMN BATMAN IS EVEN MORE DEPRESSED AND MOODY AND SHIT, BECAUSE HE MADE HIS ADOPTED FATHER BURY HIM.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THIS BASTARD DOES NEXT?

HE COMES BACK TO FUCKING LIFE.

CAN YOU DO THAT?

I THOUGHT NOT. 

SO NO, THIS IS NOT FUCKING DEADPOOL.

THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING JASON TODD, MEMBER OF THE GODDAMN BATFAMILY, ANTI-HERO OF THE YEAR, AND PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST AWESOME HEROES EVER CREATED.

AND DON’T YOU FORGET IT.

I play Jason Todd. If there is a sequel I will get to come back as Red Hood. Bad. Ass. #excited.

(via gorgovitchvonsmashthings)

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#tbt to me for realizing early that I will achieve my #goals

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IDGAF

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I stay up to date on the east coast as much as possible. My mom often tells me over the phone that everything in Maine is “status quo.” Sounds like Maine to me. Everyone still getting married and pregnant. Because that’s what Maine is for “family stuff.” But I always become skeptical when I see super young couples (less than 2 years) getting pregnant. Are you for serious ready for that? Average period of infatuation before you start noticing the annoying shit about people ~ 2 years. I wish you all the luck in the world (mostly for the kid though).

I do miss home. I miss people. I miss being able to look up at the stars and wish on them. That’s something I realized I haven’t done in two years out here, the simple act of wishing on a star. I missed my two year anniversary by the way. Totally glossed over the damn thing.

I have to turn up the burners, I could be doing more. I just need to push harder. I need to look for a star to wish on…